Friends made from other MFA programs: 0
Contacts made from other Universities and CCs: 0
Money made from Man Candy sales: $3.50
Average cost of American bottled beer in Atlanta: $7.00
Total cost of binge drinking: $170.00 beer, $50.00 liquor/wine
Amount of $ given to hobos: $10
Money saved with ‘Downtown Card’ sold by hobo: $0
Number of pieces of fried catfish on one bun from
the Velvet Elvis Restaurant in Milledgeville, GA: 2
Hours of crippling stomach pains caused by catfish sandwich: 3 ½
Speed at which I drove with eyes closed into downtown Atlanta: 90 mph
Varieties of Sunkist flavors drank: 3 (Peach, Fruit Punch, Pineapple)
Number of pit stops in 5 hour span due to Sunkist consumption: 4
Number of threats made against Walter Mosley: 300+
Average age of Walter Mosley’s gang of groupies: 21
Hours spent spooning with Bryan Johnson: approximately 10
Cost of therapy to remove image of spooning with Bryan Johnson: $5,000 US
New Fantasy Lover: Terrance Hayes (with Mohawk)
Good-Sportsmanship Award: Rita Dove
Stalker of the Year: The Man from Chatham
Place I want to live when I graduate: Horsetown
Roommate I hope to have when I move to Horsetown: Ling Ling (thawed)
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I can only assume the five grand bill for therapy are for all those people who don't understand what boundaries love can make meaningless.
We'll always have Atlanta, Phil. Always.
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